| Humor Fiction posted February 28, 2013 |
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50 words - Cowboys should never sharpen spurs when
Riding a Brahma Bull -
by hager
Feed Tombstone candy.
Sit on Tombstone's back. Cry.
Grab both sides of chute.
Place riding hand under rope.
Have ex-wrestler pull rope beyond tight.
Pet Tombstone.
Spit.
Tip hat.
Nod head.
Absolutely, never kick Tombstone's testicles with spurs.
“Oops.”
Gate opens.
Sob.
With other hand shoot self with big gun.
Blatently Honest (Or just Twisted?) writing prompt entry
Feed Tombstone candy.
Sit on Tombstone's back. Cry.
Grab both sides of chute.
Place riding hand under rope.
Have ex-wrestler pull rope beyond tight.
Pet Tombstone.
Spit.
Tip hat.
Nod head.
Absolutely, never kick Tombstone's testicles with spurs.
“Oops.”
Gate opens.
Sob.
With other hand shoot self with big gun.
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Writing Prompt Here is a chance to tell it as it is (ish!) Pick an occupation or a hobby and tell us what it's really all about in a HUMOUROUS way. Max word count = 50 words. Please see inside for an example. |
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Well it's 50 words... It would seem the past comes back in circles, as I recall, bringing back memories from the seventies. Rodeo ran, and still runs in a friends veins, like dust. He was number one bull rider in the country... So I used him as my example rider and hero... He's built of good stock... I hope this brought a smile... I enjoyed writing it... Bill
Thanks to 'fairydancer' for sponsoring this contest and Henry Hamlin for the great picture.
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and 2 member cents. Thanks to 'fairydancer' for sponsoring this contest and Henry Hamlin for the great picture.
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