Humor Poetry posted February 26, 2012

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A Naughty, Naughty Modified Rondeau Redouble ...


by closetpoetjester

The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.

Sort her out and she won't snicker
Lift your game you bloody slacker
Please do more than just to prick her
Polish up that tallywacker

Curb her moods from grey to blacker
Sans emotion makes her sicker
She just craves you'll front and back her
Sort her out and she won't snicker

Barely foreplay, you just stick her
Rarely do you court or track her
Stop the fighting, halt the bicker
Lift your game you bloody slacker

Come on pal, you've lost your lacquer
Hope is fading to a flicker
If you value other knacker
Please do more than just to prick her

She's explosive that's the kicker
Funny though, you just can't hack her
She knows how to make you thicker
Polish up that tallywacker

Hot parade in sexy knicker
To the point you might just smack her
She could jumpstart more than ticker
Quite the little firecracker -

Sort her out...



Um...NOT a bio. Just um, a little tongue in cheek piece...of poetry, that is. What?!!

Um...thanks for reading.

Um..."Tallywacker"?? You best google it! LOL

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