Satire Poetry posted October 25, 2011 |
Only to be read if you have a sense of humour!
I can't stand you farting!
by alexisleech
I can't stand you farting, no seriously, it's driving me nuts!
I know I should tell you, but I don't have the guts. You don't know that you're doing it, or so it would seem Cause they sneak out unnoticed, while you happily dream. I can't stand your snoring, I can't get a wink So, with the audible onslaught, and the terrible stink, I lie there awake wondering what I can do To allow me to sleep, while you do, what you do. I can't stand my cowardice, I feel such a fool When you nick all the duvet, and leave me to cool. You're really a nightmare, when it comes to our bed There are few who'd endure it, it's got to be said. I can't stand the fact that you really don't know The offence that you're causing, and the seeds that you sow Of doubt and frustration, as in me they grow Cause I must get some sleep, or my anger will show. But when I'm not freezing, and you're not farting or snoring I look at your face and feel my heart soaring With the love that I feel when I'm not under attack, Unlike the feelings I have, when you hit the sack! |
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Hope this doesn't cause offence, and gives you a laugh!
My thanks to Srgimagery for the lovely artwork.
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