Satire Poetry posted August 21, 2011

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A Little Request ...

Please Play Me

by closetpoetjester

Please Play Me

Hark ... I caught you
Lastnight, in the half-dark

You were blissfully unaware I was there
I swear -
But I saw you, bare

Glorious, manly, buff
and in full view ...

With all your macho stuff

From the foyer, like the voyeur I am
I stood motionless

Lotionless?  Nope ...
Down below,  will always forge hope

My adrenalin pumped
Heart raced and momentarily thumped

As I sucked in my breath
Watching you make it yield
in a bitter sweet death

You took your instrument
Crooned to it
Finely tuned it - Into submission
With no hint of any sort of intermission

Rhythmic dominant strokes
just like a master

Slow, smooth, then rough, tough
Yeah, yeah, I know ... then faster...

In perfomance skills
You sure raised the bar, for it stood
Like it should, to shout
But choked, turned red then blue
and spewed forth its last "Hurrah"

Dextrous hand and eye coordination
What a winning combination
Finding YOUR complete stimulation

Why is then -  that I
Only get the second-rate simulation?

Come on, you've flogged it into the grave
What shall I make you make me submit
to it and behave?

You belted out that tune right on
Why must you moonlight on
my low key parade?

What a fucking charade ...

Close to matrimonial crime
Oh God -
If only you would play me like that

Sometime ...

Oh, like that'll happen ... NOT!
Because you can't even be bothered

locating the spot
I'll give you
The teenciest clue

Me?  Well...let's just say

I'd like you to start my song:
"Holey Matrimony"

In the key ...
of "G"

* * * * *
Yes indeed -
That would be most satisfuctory...

Oh and when you do
Make sure you raise the pleasure stakes

And lastly, no mistakes

I want
More than half a bar

Oh yeah and don't twang the bloody thing
My key -
The "G"

Like a fucking string on an out-of-tune guitar!




This is NOT I repeat NOT biographical. Well, at least 90%of it. LOL

At the risk of protesting too much ... it won't matter what I say. You'll believe which bits you what you want to believe.

Guess it had to "come" from somewhere though huh?

Thanks for reading ...

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