Humor Fiction posted July 18, 2010 |
Girard always wanted to be an actor
Audition
by Mastery
100 Word Dash Contest Winner
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Waiting offstage, Girard angrily tore off his new seven-hundred-dollar wig and hurled it into a corner, where it lay like a dead Pekingese. He appeared to be in the grim stages of chemotherapy-- nervous and shaky. His lips were thin and papery, the color of wet cement.
"Remember now," said the director of the Napoleonic drama. "Your cue is the cannon going off, stage left. Then you say: 'Hark! Is that a cannon I hear?' That's it. You'll be fine, Jerry."
When the cannon roared, Girard quickly snapped his head to the side and blurted, "What the fuck was that?"
Waiting offstage, Girard angrily tore off his new seven-hundred-dollar wig and hurled it into a corner, where it lay like a dead Pekingese. He appeared to be in the grim stages of chemotherapy-- nervous and shaky. His lips were thin and papery, the color of wet cement.
"Remember now," said the director of the Napoleonic drama. "Your cue is the cannon going off, stage left. Then you say: 'Hark! Is that a cannon I hear?' That's it. You'll be fine, Jerry."
When the cannon roared, Girard quickly snapped his head to the side and blurted, "What the fuck was that?"
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Stage fright can really mess you up. Thanks Jgrace for your fine picture.
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