I do like a man with a mean farmer's tan
dark arms and turkey white chest
with no kinda butt and a big hairy gut
that's when I start to feel blessed
I like my men lazy and just a bit crazy
with bourbon for their aftershave
and if he's got a hairlip I'm takin' off my slip
and then I might just misbehave!

Refrain
Oh---I'm a disgusting American girl
that needs some good lovin' you bet
you might be thinkin' I'm chasin' some squirrel
but you know I'll take what I can get!

I start to get flirty when I see'em dirty
in overalls covered in grease
and if he's got a sty in his only good eye
there's a good chance he's gettin' a piece!
I want to see moles that should be on some trolls
and legs that would make chickens proud
and I gotta newsflash if he doesn't have cash
I'll pick him right out of the crowd!

Ref.
I'm a disgusting American girl
that needs some good lovin' you bet
you might be thinkin' I'm chasin' some squirrel
but you know I'll take what I can get!

When they smells like bull chips and two thousand road trips
my eyes will light up like the sun
don't care if he's cuter, if he's got him a shooter
then I want to holster his gun!
I don't care if he's rotten or maybe forgotten
to take off his shiny gold ring
if he looks at me well then there just might be
some room here for his ding-a-ling!

Ref.
I'm a disgusting American girl
that needs some good lovin' you bet
you might be thinkin' I'm chasin' some squirrel
but you know I'll take what - I - can - get!