Humor Poetry posted October 6, 2009


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Acrostic...The word is bigger than its meaning

Flocci-nauci-nihili-pili-facation-2

by Helvi2

Flocci-nauci-nihili-pili-facation (29 letters
same defintion as, nil,nothing,nada


Floccinauci..."Get a grip!", you're
Ludicrously long,
Overstated by yourself,
Contemplated wrong.
Conundrums like this shouldn't see the light of any day.
Ipso Facto had a stroke within your
Numbskull splay.
A dictionary couldn't breath
Unveiling words like this.
Confucius would say, What the heck?
Ineptitude's not bliss.
Nil is what you are my friend.
It's all you'll ever be. 
Heave-ho some vowels out the door.
I daresay, let them free!
Learned people should have known you never would be used.
It must have made them whoop-de-do to make us so confused.
Please consider you're
Inane and
Lose the telltale flout.
If you proceed to stretch the nil,then you will be KICKED out !
Floccinauci, don't you know you're just a tiny "not",
A something that can never grow
Conceived by foolish plot?
Attributes can sometimes be embellishments 
That glare.
In your case
Oops-a-daisies catch your tongue within a snare, 
Nada, nil and nothing friend are all you'll ever share.


I found this word at Brownielocks in the wierd word section



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I found this word at Brownielocks in the wierd word section.If has the same definition as nada,nil
and nothing. It's not surprising it was thrown out of the dictionary. This is the second time I have written about this word, but the first I've used it in an Acrostic.

These are some other definitions of words I used in this poem:
*oops-a-daisy ~ Exclamation used to acknowledge a mistake or accident

*Ipso facto ~ result of

*ineptitude ~ totally inappropriate: not in keeping with what is right or proper for the circumstances

*splay ~ spread outward

Hope you enjoy this crazy acrostic....I had a lot of fun writing it

Thanks for stopping by to read and comment
Helvi :o)
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