Humor Poetry posted August 5, 2009


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A garden compromise

Garden Compromise

by BellaSpirit



Oh, the toil of growing so much food 
Fighting the insects with bug spray feud
Tenderly nurturing, each fair row
Hanging up Boogie Man, my scarecrow
 
Weeding and watering every day
Gathering the harvest come what may
But wait, what’s this in my garden spot?
A groundhog with such an evil plot
 
He’s munching my lettuce, bit by bit
Why, the nerve of that little nit wit
Boogie Man stands there with his dumb stare
While the groundhog eats without a care
 
What’s this I see, more critters lurk near
A rabbit with friends, plus a few deer
Now, crows flock in to feast on the corn
I’m sure they’re out to show me their scorn
 
My scarecrow’s worthless without a doubt
As they munch away each little sprout
Good Golly Miss Molly, that won’t do
I’m feeding the whole neighborhood zoo
 
It’s time to take the matter in hand
I feel like Custer at the last stand
Shotgun on target I take my aim
The garden is mine, I stake my claim
 
Kaboom goes the shot to their despair
Lucky for them I missed by a hair
The critters run and scatter about
As I yell out and give them a shout
 
Stay out of my garden or you’ll pay
My shotgun you’ll face, both night and day
Then, they all looked back with hurtful pride
It made me feel bad, I almost cried
 
Poor lil’ critters just wanted some food
Did I have to go and be so rude?
Gosh darn it all, now what should I do?
I thought and thought and suddenly knew
 
I’d fence half my garden just for me
And the other half, I’d let grow free
With the critters happy now I know
I can sit and watch my garden grow
 
 
 
 



Food Glorious Food!!!! writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
We all love eating food (well most of us), so why not write about Food?

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Very little punctuation.
Contest rules: You can write about any type of food, whether it be the humble fruit and vegetables or a full banquet of delights, its up to you! It can be about a food you like or dislike. It can be normal/exotic, or something bizarre like about eating insects, worms and creepy crawlies. You can write about struggles with food such as; someone overweight or underweight. It can be any length or style of poetry you like. It can be serious or humorous and art may be added.

Special thanks to Dazzleme for the use of this delightful art.
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