Humor Poetry posted June 10, 2009


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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

by Helvi2

Acrostic Poetry Contest Winner 

To big for its britches

S
tupid writers always do the dumbest things on earth,
Undertaking far too much for rhymed and rhythmic verse.
Pardon my stupidity for thinking that I might
Entertain you with a word I probably won't spell right. 
Ridicule me if you must, I thought it would be fun! 
Circumstances can't explain, what I have gone and done .
Acrostic poems aren't easy for the poet's hand to write. 
Loopholes seem to disappear to save one from re-write. 
Imbeciles like me all say, "Hey, I can pull this off !",
Foolishly embracing words a knucklehead would scoff.
Repercussions, I am sure, will drive me out the door.
Accusations that I'm NUTS will ring out even more.
"Gadzooks! What was I thinking? My poet days are dead!" 
Ignorance does not cause bliss! My contest dreams are shred.
Left with just a beggar's cup, my whole world's turned afoul.
I need a friend like Pat Sajak, just for a winning vowel.
"Supercalifragilistic!" You've destroyed my day,
Tempting me to write a poem you knew they'd throw away!
Iconic stature of your might have led me to my doom, 
Catapulting me headfirst into the deepest gloom.
Excited I was word-blind to what you had in store,
X-ing me right from the start, without a chance to score. 
Placidly you kicked my butt and left a mark of shame!
In my own defense, I know, I've only me to blame.
Atrocious conduct made by me will mark me as a jerk!
Lusting for humungous fame I throttled my own perks.
Ignorant, I should have known the price I'd have to pay.
Dashing off full speed ahead one always goes astray.
Oblivious to my own fate, I didn't look ahead.
Careless by my own accords, my hopes have slipped to dread.
Impressive as you think you  are, you stumble 'round my head.
Omnipotent silly words can really be atrocious.
Umbrage fits you to a T, you think you're so precocious. 
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!



Acrostic Poetry
Contest Winner

Recognized


I guess I just wanted to see if I could do this in an acrostic. I must have been living in a moment of insanity.

MY punctuation may be off...here and there,but I tried.
I just hope I made it entertaining.
Hope you enjoy
Thanks so much for stopping by,
Helvi :o)
Pays one point and 2 member cents.


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