Satire Fiction posted October 24, 2008

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Older divorced woman seeks man with pulse. 

No job required, as older woman is loaded from previous marriages to men who ran for their lives, leaving gobs of lovely money.

5’ 5” tall, weight–normal, tits–real, ass–tight and small.

Must supply hard-on, a box lunch, and Ketel One Vodka.  Older woman does not cook but does enjoy her evening Martinis. 

Prefers man without kids, pets, or disease, but, will consider certain diseases if treatable with penicillin.

Man must be able to perform vigorous sex and hold breath for extended periods of time.  No sleep-overs allowed.  Older woman snores and wears chin brace to hold waddle at bay.

Weekends and holidays must be scheduled in advance;  a long waiting time is to be expected. 

Please send a copy of recent EKG and picture of equipment at full attention.   


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