The Wonder Rug

For those who wake with groggy eyes
and long for coffee unaware,
the journey's paused when squished 'neath foot,
a freshly hacked up ball of hair.

Your cat will puke upon the rug,
the contents that of hair and bile.
The mess requires so much work,
a mere two feet away from tile.

We offer you a product now
that teaches cats what's right and wrong.
We've made a rug that's vomit-proof,
to keep your cats where they belong.

It senses sounds of heaves and hacks
and measures weight to know just where.
A hundred volt electric shock
assures your cat won't vomit there.

You'll never need to scrub again.
You'll love the time our rugs allow.
On wood or tile the mess is quick
and all you'll need's a paper towel.

So if you're tired of stains and work
just give your cat a massive hug.
Reward yourself with piece of mind
and order now...the Wonder Rug.

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