His sugared arrows, shot with care, shows he's a little sweetie pie
Not sure if he wears underwear; he's worry-free and is not shy
Too young for Cupid but he'd like, to give to all, food Valentines
He's just a little cherub tyke; he uses pizza pickup lines
He's got a giant choc'late heart, and he has love-shaped glasses on
This little guy is so treat smart; looks like a little Elton John
He hopes all those who watch TV, will find his popcorn sure to please
For his new friends, he'd like to be, the crackers to their cheddar cheese
It bites a little bit to say, his salted pretzel arrow stings
His Burger King to have your way, and lotsa ranch with chicken wings
A Coke if you've been soda-pressed, you may feel like some nuts or fruit
Eat to your heart's content, what's best is get gas for a buck or toot
Now he's ready for Cupid School, he'll go online at "Cherub Sites"
And this place has a naked rule, so from now on he will wear tights
So as a brand new Cupid knows, he'll keep an open attitude
'Cause he will learn there as he goes; if he can be Cupid with food
