Wardrobe Malfunction

You walked on by me

Not a worry or a care

You were unzipped at half mast 

I know cause I was there 

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Maybe you were proud

And bravely showing off

I'd be afraid you might unfurl

If you drink too fast or cough

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Men don't worry as women do

Should a nipple wiggle free

But just the same we'll get the blame

Because all men will turn to see! 

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It's not our fault if one escapes the lace

We tuck them in real well

They want to escape confinement

And breathe fresh air for a spell

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So, I'll re-tuck my wandering parts

You zip up yours good and tight

They should stay put in the light of day

We'll let them out at night