| Satire Fiction posted November 12, 2023 |
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Ladies Golf has a new Twist
A Voice From the Wilderness
by forestport12
75 Words Flash Fiction Contest Winner
Jamie torched a 344-yard drive in her first LPGA event. Walking off the first tee, she waved to the crowd, showing off her tanned legs.
The slack-jawed lady golfers had never seen a woman hit a drive that far in regulation. Then again, she’d only recently identified as a woman.
From the winner circle Jamie hoisted the cup, when one of the lady competitors quipped. “It takes balls to come out here and beat us.”
Jamie torched a 344-yard drive in her first LPGA event. Walking off the first tee, she waved to the crowd, showing off her tanned legs.
The slack-jawed lady golfers had never seen a woman hit a drive that far in regulation. Then again, she’d only recently identified as a woman.
From the winner circle Jamie hoisted the cup, when one of the lady competitors quipped. “It takes balls to come out here and beat us.”
75 Words Flash Fiction Contest Winner |
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It's time to rise up and protect women's sports from the woke mob, even if it gets rough around the edges.
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