Satire Fiction posted August 7, 2023

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Redacted Education

by Terry Broxson

"Jonathon, just because you're a college professor doesn't give you the right to treat me like an A-word H-word you really are."
"Marge, as a college professor, I judge stupidity daily, and you are the star pupil, D-word A-word." 
"Jonathon, as President of this college, I deserve a certain amount of respect. Even from a S-word O-word B-word!"
"Don't be so S-word"
"Jonathon, what in the H-word do you mean by the S-word?"
"B-word, it rhymes with bug"
"D-word, are you calling me smug?"
"D-word straight, I am."
"My dear S-word for brains, professor, smug isn't a word we must worry about."

"The F-word it is, too. It communicates an erudite, superior attitude. Marge, you and I both know that, in our case, it's true. But, H-word, we just can't communicate it."  
"D-word, Jonathon, you continually amaze me. You are the right person to chair our new studies program for non-offensive education." 
"Marge, don't S-word B-word yet. We still need the curriculum approved by the D-word A-word Governor."
"That A-word is running for President. His approval is a F-word slam dunk."

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