Seriously Simon

by Jessica Wheeler

HERE LIES two timin’ lyin’ Simon Myer

Lived his whole life a no-good cheatin’ liar

He thought cheating death would be hilarious

Simon quit lyin' he's now dead serious

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Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry

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Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person.

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