Biographical Non-Fiction posted March 24, 2023 |
3rd Place Finish
The Mouth of Babes
by Douglas Goff
“Dad, why’d Jesus use prostitutes?” my eight-year-old asked
“He didn’t”
“Yes, He really liked them, a lot!”
“No.”
“Yes, Jesus had twelve and some even helped write the Bible. Our Sunday school teacher told us all about it.”
I found out she meant to use the word apostles.
Humorous 50 Word Story writing prompt entry
“Dad, why’d Jesus use prostitutes?” my eight-year-old asked
“He didn’t”
“Yes, He really liked them, a lot!”
“No.”
“Yes, Jesus had twelve and some even helped write the Bible. Our Sunday school teacher told us all about it.”
I found out she meant to use the word apostles.
Writing Prompt Write a humorous 50 word story. 50 words exactly. No need to have a beginning, a conflict or resolution. Just tell something funny in 50 words. No poetry. |
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This happened last summer. We still laugh about it at church!
(This is a photo of my daughter, Adeleigh)
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