Humor Poetry posted December 4, 2022

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What Is That Smell

Dog Finds His Way Home

by country ranch writer

Oh where oh where has my doggie gone
he sneaked out the door leaving home on
His own. He is all alone
his name is Freddy is very little
He looks like one of those four legged cute teddies
he snuck out while his daddy was getting ready
he posted a reward poster offering money for his safe return
Returning on his own he jumps up into his open arms so
Happy to see his daddy he pees down his arm wagging his
His tail,to show how happy he is by kissing him and barks
Let's out an awful smelly fart...

Arrrrr...putting the dog down he squats and takes a healthy s...t.
Taking him later in the he tells him he smells,scolding him
while giving him a bath he says, "I told you don't eat trash!"
While adjusting his gas mask.

Laughter writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a poem of any type that makes your reader laugh.
Pays one point and 2 member cents.

Artwork by Linda Bickston at

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