| Humor Fiction posted December 2, 2022 |
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My Last Call
by DragonSkulls
Last Call Contest Winner
I quickly dialed the number.
"Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?"
"I think my ex-wife's trying to kill me! She was just here and I suspect she slipped something into my tea. I told her I wasn't going to pay a dime of alimony. As she left, she smiled and said it's going to look like a heart attack. My name is Wesley Logan. I live at 445 Hammon Street, and I'm not feeling so hot. In fact...I...Uhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Then I hung up. When I turned around, God was giving me 'the look.'
I quickly dialed the number.
"Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?"
"I think my ex-wife's trying to kill me! She was just here and I suspect she slipped something into my tea. I told her I wasn't going to pay a dime of alimony. As she left, she smiled and said it's going to look like a heart attack. My name is Wesley Logan. I live at 445 Hammon Street, and I'm not feeling so hot. In fact...I...Uhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Then I hung up. When I turned around, God was giving me 'the look.'
"I think my ex-wife's trying to kill me! She was just here and I suspect she slipped something into my tea. I told her I wasn't going to pay a dime of alimony. As she left, she smiled and said it's going to look like a heart attack. My name is Wesley Logan. I live at 445 Hammon Street, and I'm not feeling so hot. In fact...I...Uhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Then I hung up. When I turned around, God was giving me 'the look.'
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Writing Prompt You just died. God is granting you one last phone call. Who would you call and why? What would you say? Time is short, so you only have 100 words! |
Last Call Contest Winner |
On the front contest page, it says you die from a heart attack. It doesn't mention that in the contest notes under the entries.
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