General Fiction posted June 18, 2022 |
Was blind but now I see
Amazing Grace
by SimianSavant
Helen Keller's birthday was coming up. She looked at the calendar every single day when she woke up, with rapt anticipation.
Yeah I know, you jerk, you're thinking "Helen Keller can't see the calendar!" Darn right. But she had a braille calendar, thanks to Louis Braille. Just because she was blind did not make her dumb.
The reason Helen Keller was blind was because she had sinned grievously against Allah, by becoming a socialist. You might think that this was not fair, because Helen Keller became blind when she was less than two years old. But Allah looked into her heart and saw that it was was dark, and He blinded Helen Keller to stop her from persecuting good Americans who were against socialism. Unfortunately, that did not stop Helen Keller. It only made her more determined to rebel against Allah, and to do things unbecoming of the position of a woman in her day and age. She engaged in education and witchery, growing in the dark arts.
Well, one day when Helen Keller woke up she felt a cat rubbing up on her feet.
"Meow," said the cat, scratching Helen Keller.
"OW!" said Hellen Keller, kicking the cat.
"Me-OW!!" yelled the cat, taking off like a bat out of heck.
Well, it turns out this cat was a magic cat. And the moment Helen Keller kicked the cat, it felt power go out of it. At that same moment something like scales fell from Helen Keller's eyes and she found that she could see.
"Hey," said a voice. "Helen Keller, that was my cat."
"Who are you?" said Helen Keller, looking around and still seeing no one, even though she wasn't blind anymore.
"I am Mohammed, who you are persecuting," said the voice. "You were being way too progressive and stuff. Allah the Merciful has granted you a reprieve. You are no longer blind. But you have to say sorry for kicking my cat, and accept Mohammed into your heart, or I'm going to make you blind again."
"Oh," said Helen Keller. "Anything else?"
"You also have to wear a burqua. And a burquini if you go to the beach."
"That will never do," said Helen Keller. "Men might become attracted to me, and distract me from my work."
"Well that's a shame," said Mohammed. "I was hoping to enjoy the view. I guess we are done here?"
"Idk," said Helen Keller. At that moment the black cat came running back at Hellen Keller and clawed her in the face, and she become blind again.
After that, Helen Keller and cats did not get along so well.
What a Sight--Supernatural writing prompt entry
Helen Keller's birthday was coming up. She looked at the calendar every single day when she woke up, with rapt anticipation.
Yeah I know, you jerk, you're thinking "Helen Keller can't see the calendar!" Darn right. But she had a braille calendar, thanks to Louis Braille. Just because she was blind did not make her dumb.
The reason Helen Keller was blind was because she had sinned grievously against Allah, by becoming a socialist. You might think that this was not fair, because Helen Keller became blind when she was less than two years old. But Allah looked into her heart and saw that it was was dark, and He blinded Helen Keller to stop her from persecuting good Americans who were against socialism. Unfortunately, that did not stop Helen Keller. It only made her more determined to rebel against Allah, and to do things unbecoming of the position of a woman in her day and age. She engaged in education and witchery, growing in the dark arts.
Well, one day when Helen Keller woke up she felt a cat rubbing up on her feet.
"Meow," said the cat, scratching Helen Keller.
"OW!" said Hellen Keller, kicking the cat.
"Me-OW!!" yelled the cat, taking off like a bat out of heck.
Well, it turns out this cat was a magic cat. And the moment Helen Keller kicked the cat, it felt power go out of it. At that same moment something like scales fell from Helen Keller's eyes and she found that she could see.
"Hey," said a voice. "Helen Keller, that was my cat."
"Who are you?" said Helen Keller, looking around and still seeing no one, even though she wasn't blind anymore.
"I am Mohammed, who you are persecuting," said the voice. "You were being way too progressive and stuff. Allah the Merciful has granted you a reprieve. You are no longer blind. But you have to say sorry for kicking my cat, and accept Mohammed into your heart, or I'm going to make you blind again."
"Oh," said Helen Keller. "Anything else?"
"You also have to wear a burqua. And a burquini if you go to the beach."
"That will never do," said Helen Keller. "Men might become attracted to me, and distract me from my work."
"Well that's a shame," said Mohammed. "I was hoping to enjoy the view. I guess we are done here?"
"Idk," said Helen Keller. At that moment the black cat came running back at Hellen Keller and clawed her in the face, and she become blind again.
After that, Helen Keller and cats did not get along so well.
Yeah I know, you jerk, you're thinking "Helen Keller can't see the calendar!" Darn right. But she had a braille calendar, thanks to Louis Braille. Just because she was blind did not make her dumb.
The reason Helen Keller was blind was because she had sinned grievously against Allah, by becoming a socialist. You might think that this was not fair, because Helen Keller became blind when she was less than two years old. But Allah looked into her heart and saw that it was was dark, and He blinded Helen Keller to stop her from persecuting good Americans who were against socialism. Unfortunately, that did not stop Helen Keller. It only made her more determined to rebel against Allah, and to do things unbecoming of the position of a woman in her day and age. She engaged in education and witchery, growing in the dark arts.
Well, one day when Helen Keller woke up she felt a cat rubbing up on her feet.
"Meow," said the cat, scratching Helen Keller.
"OW!" said Hellen Keller, kicking the cat.
"Me-OW!!" yelled the cat, taking off like a bat out of heck.
Well, it turns out this cat was a magic cat. And the moment Helen Keller kicked the cat, it felt power go out of it. At that same moment something like scales fell from Helen Keller's eyes and she found that she could see.
"Hey," said a voice. "Helen Keller, that was my cat."
"Who are you?" said Helen Keller, looking around and still seeing no one, even though she wasn't blind anymore.
"I am Mohammed, who you are persecuting," said the voice. "You were being way too progressive and stuff. Allah the Merciful has granted you a reprieve. You are no longer blind. But you have to say sorry for kicking my cat, and accept Mohammed into your heart, or I'm going to make you blind again."
"Oh," said Helen Keller. "Anything else?"
"You also have to wear a burqua. And a burquini if you go to the beach."
"That will never do," said Helen Keller. "Men might become attracted to me, and distract me from my work."
"Well that's a shame," said Mohammed. "I was hoping to enjoy the view. I guess we are done here?"
"Idk," said Helen Keller. At that moment the black cat came running back at Hellen Keller and clawed her in the face, and she become blind again.
After that, Helen Keller and cats did not get along so well.
Writing Prompt Word count 400-450 Your fiction story must be written suitable for children--G rated. Black font color only |
Written for my Harvard educated but dumb Moslem housemate who just illegally threw me out of his house with less than a week's notice, without cause. Hooray, I found a much better place at less cost. If this story still looks good once I am sober it will be shared with my four-year-old nephew who is obsessed with cats.
The picture is of a dog but all the captions said it was a cat. Maybe it has identity issues.
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