Shorty

by pome lover

Here lies “Shorty” who was six foot seven

Killed holding up a Seven-Eleven,

Probably not on his way to Heaven

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Shorty

by pome lover

Here lies “Shorty” who was six foot seven Killed holding up a Seven-Eleven, Probably not on his way to Heaven

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Here lies “Shorty” who was six foot seven

Killed holding up a Seven-Eleven,

Probably not on his way to Heaven