Humor Poetry posted May 18, 2022


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The need is deep and primal!

Dairy Fairy

by Fleedleflump


Dear Dairy Fairy, hear me out, I plead:
Expand your range of udder-based desserts.
Your ice cream range is awesome but I need
something more natural so bad, it hurts.

I tried the yoghurts - creamy, live and set -
and dreamy cheese, so many I got sick.
I even tried a fondue of Raclette,
but none of them could be my magic fix.

I need to have my moment in the 'now,'
so though I recognise it's quite a feat,
I'd like to get my moo-juice from the cow -
delivered to my mouth direct from teat.

Forget the farm-to-table fashion fad -
cut out those middle men and slake my thirst.
Erect some stalls and beds outside my pad
and pump me full until I'm fit to burst.

Dear Dairy Fairy, say you'll make it true,
and let me sup the primal milky stew.
 

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Dear Dairy contest entry


I can only apologise :-)
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