Who put the Wacky Doodle
In the Wacky Doo?
Maybe Silly Billy
Or could be Sister Sue

But before we can discover
This wandering cutesy lover
We have a tiny chore to do
What's the Wacky Doo do?

All the smart folks hereabouts
Pooled their knowledge true
Throwed it all together
To make the Wacky Doo

A jostle of wit and wisdom
From the fancy know it alls
Tis a jumble bumble of literacy
A bowl of sterling cute recalls

With lots of sweets inside
Actually a knowledge bowl
The more you know, the more you know
So not a drudgey lump of coal

But we need some silly nonsense
Like a basket of Gypsy plums
So lots of hoity toity folk
Can nibble at the crumbs

Lots of jumbly phrases
Sweets from the honey bees
Maybe a gnarly turn of phrase
And a whisper from the trees

So tickle up your noodle
And render a little doodle
So you can add a jostle of fun
To the swirl of Wacky Doodle

So if you have a silly heart
Carefree as free can do
Who done the Wacky Doodle?
My Dear, twas simply you.