World Nude Gardening Day 2022

Well, here I am again quite bare
Thrown off my clothes without a care.
Today is 'World Nude Gardening Day'
First Saturday, 7th of May.

So, I shall now take up my rake
And clear the leaves, a mess they make.
A need to weed I then suppose
Like me, the bare earth I'll expose.

To free the soul and free the skin
To waste this day would be a sin.
Must prune the roses, clip the bush
And feel the sun upon my toosh.

Ha Ha, I hear my children groan
"Mum's out again, we should have known
One day for this she'll be too old"
But no, this day I must uphold.

Though rain or cold may dampens things
I'll stay outside what weather brings
For much to do, my gardens calls
And thank the Lord I don't have b---lls

I'll take some photos, so you'll see
My garden and the best of me.
And hope you smile this year again
Nude gardening day I shall maintain.

Christine 7/5/2022