Evolution of banana poetic forms

2-6-2 (pre-trinitarian)
Glory
Be to the banana
Amen

3-5-3 (pre-creation)
As it was
In the beginning:
BANANA

5-7-5 (Tower of Babel)
Banana bana-
na banana? BANANA!
ba-ba-banana

3-6-9 (selective breeding)
-Oh hey look
-Shit, it's a banana!
-Uh, are you sure it's not a plantain?

3-7-12 (formation of sects)
Banana
Split in three co-equal parts,
Chewed in seven bites, makes for a great heresy

4-20 (disambiguation)
-What time is it?
-Did you mean what DAY? It's Cuban banana day. Boycotts smoke the competition.

5-7-5 (revolution)
Time for another
Haiku about bananas:
The perfect topic!

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