Humor Poetry posted April 22, 2022


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Ode to Bananas - long overdue - worth a pun or two

I Find Bananas So Ahhh-Peeling

by Reese Turner

Not to imply that I am a stalker
But, on bananas, I’m a big talker.
Simply peeled, I like them a lot,
And cereal without them? Not!
 
Oh, still so much more to be said
Starting with banana nut bread!
Warm, with some real butter, too.
A favorite treat, I’m tellin’ you.
 
Now, a cool delight? Banana split:
With Ice cream, chocolate, that’s it!
Add whipped cream, cherry on top,
Heaven! I could eat that ‘til I pop!

Banana daquiries? Cool as a breeze
Two makes you go swing in the trees
Banana cream pie: how well I know,
Delicious to eat or just fun to throw.

Banana pudding’s a very soft treat
Comfy at night, going to sleep…
Now, I’m old, when I go to the store,
I don’t buy green bananas no more.

 



Ode to Banana contest entry


I've gone bananas, so sez my wife
But, to banter bananas is my life.
I'm a college grad, a veteran, too.
And now I rhyme bananas for you?
Pays one point and 2 member cents.

Artwork by VMarguarite at FanArtReview.com

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