Humor Poetry posted January 26, 2022


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Another Irish Rover bites the dust

My Way

by Thatguypk

The author has placed a warning on this post for sexual content.
My Way.

And now, the end is near,
my crazy life, of being single,
The nights, in small hotels,
the brief affairs that made me tingle,
Farewell to lovely girls,
that I have met, along the highway,
I know, I was a rogue,
but that was My Way.

Down there, in County Clare,
there were a few, and that's for certain,
And true, in Limerick too,
as I passed through, I did some flirtin,
In Tipp, on many a trip,
I parked the car, in some dark by-way,
How sweet, was my back seat,
when I had my way.

Yes, there were times, in Offaly,
when someone cuddled up to me,
In Newbridge town, and also Naas,
I left my mark around the place,
I was a slut, (in past tense) but,
this dog's had his day.

In Belfast, holy God,
I was a sod, with many lassies,
In Shannon, one or two,
I kinda knew, with classy chassis,
In Tuam, and in Loughrea,
I have to say (not in a shy way!)
In cars, and cocktail bars,
I did it my way.

But now there's Dee, dear God above!!
What can this be? It must be love!!
My heart leapt up, I must confess,
when i said "Please!" and she said..."YES!!!!!"
Soon in my life, There'll be a WIFE!! ....(GULP!)
And we'll have our day!



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Written for a friend, somewhat of a rover, who finally fell in love and got engaged. He worked throughout Ireland. All place names are towns or cities in Ireland. It fits to the tune of a famous song of the same title! (I'll bet you'll sing it in your head now!) Enjoy. Thanks to a friend Oskar Boral, for the photo.
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