Write a story for grown-ups in which sentences alternate between good news and bad news. The story should be about a relationship or relationships in general. The format is like the children's book, "Fortunately," by Remy Charlip, in which the first sentence starts with fortunately, followed by something good that happened. The second sentence begins with unfortunately, followed by something bad that happened. The sentences alternate between fortunately and unfortunately (good and bad things) until a conclusion is reached. The story should have a beginning, a middle and an end and be between six and sixteen sentences long. If you prefer not to alternate between "fortunately" and unfortunately," you can alternate between, "The good news is..." and "The bad news is..."

An example from Charlip's children's story is below:
Fortunately, Ned was invited to a surprise party.
Unfortunately, the party was a thousand miles away.
Fortunately, a friend loaned Ned an airplane.
Unfortunately, the motor exploded.
Fortunately...