I'm just an ordinary housewife
I have a very nice life
My Joe is the perfect husband
He says I'm the perfect wife.

We have two lovely children
and a little grandson too.
They come to visit often,
we have family trips to the zoo.

I also have a hobby
that I don't tell Joe about
as it's my little secret
He may be cross if he found out.

He might want to put a stop to it
and I do enjoy it so.
I keep it to myself
It's best he doesn't know.

I do it every Tuesday night
when Joe goes to play tennis
I nip next door when he has gone
and make out with my neighbour, Dennis.