Humor Non-Fiction posted February 14, 2021


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A funny take on Valentine's day.

The Case Of The Missing Wife.

by Seshadri_Sreenivasan


It may be known as the most romantic day of the year, but Valentine's Day isn't just about candlelit dinners — it can also be about sharing a good laugh with family and friends. It doesn’t matter if you are single or not, you should never miss the fun and humour of Valentine’s day.
 
On Valentine's Day, the police inspector gets a frantic call from a hysterical man.
 
Husband: “Officer, please help! My wife is missing without kissing Last evening she took my car and went to a bar. Today is Valentine's Day, and I'm facing a Quarantine's Day."
 
Officer: "Is this some kind of a bad joke? Stop rhyming and kidding. Get serious. What's her age?"
 
Husband: "I'm not sure. Somewhere between 30 and 35."
 
Officer: "Height?"
 
Husband: "I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. May be 5'6."
 
Officer: "Weight?"
 
Husband: "Don't know. Not very slim, not fat."
 
Officer: "Color of eyes?"
 
Husband: "Sort of brown-black, I think."
 
Officer: "Colour of hair?"
 
Husband: "Changes a couple of times a year. I can't remember. Not sure."
 
Officer: "What was she wearing?"
 
Husband: "Could have been jeans, or maybe a skirt, or shorts. I don't know exactly."
 
Officer: (sighs) "What other information can you provide about your wife?"
 
Husband: "She took my car officer. Please help!."
 
Officer: "What kind of car was it?"
 
Husband: "New BMW Sedan. Active Kidney Grille. Cruise Control with Braking. Parking Assistant Rear Camera. Tanzanite Blue colour, which changes to turquoise when struck by light.4/4 cylinder valves, 1995 ccm capacity, 90.0/84,0 Stroke in mm,140/4000 Max output KW (hp) at1.mm,Top Speed 243km/hr, Acceleration 0-100km/h in 6.8 secs, fuel economy 20.37 km/l, CO2.”

The husband chokes at this stage: "I am missing Valentine's Day!"

Officer: Take it easy sir, we'll find your car. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Husband: I want to tell all the singles, and remind married men what a lousy shot Cupid really is!”

 



Valentines Day writing prompt entry
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Please submit any type of creative work regarding Valentines Day with no restrictions on style or length.

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