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12 Days of Christmas Parody Contest Entry

A FanStory Christmas

by DragonSkulls

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   On the first day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the second day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.



   On the third day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the fourth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the fifth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the sixth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   six stars for bullshit,
   FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the seventh day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   seven clueless sonnets,
   six stars for bullshit,
   FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the eight day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   eight spell-check errors,
   seven clueless sonnets,
   six stars for bullshit,
   FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the ninth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   nine aimless newbies,
   eight spell-check errors,
   seven clueless sonnets,
   six stars for bullshit,
   FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the tenth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   ten reviews for money,
   nine aimless newbies,
   eight spell-check errors,
   seven clueless sonnets,
   six stars for bullshit,
   FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the eleventh day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   eleven pumps a-wasted,
   ten reviews for money,
   nine aimless newbies,
   eight spell-check errors,
   seven clueless sonnets,
   six stars for bullshit,
   FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.

   On the twelfth day of Christmas, Fanstory gave to me
   twelve monthly payments,
   eleven pumps a-wasted,
   ten reviews for money,
   nine aimless newbies,
   eight spell-check errors,
   seven clueless sonnets,
   six stars for bullshit,
   FIVE SEVEN FIVES,
   four dead fans,
   three fake friends,
   two useless votes
   and a contest that took no brains at all.


 



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