Humor Fiction posted December 12, 2020 |
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silly story
Arnie the carny
by Iza Deleanu
- Mommy, I pat the hat with a bat!
- Silly boy, did you meant to say I pet the bat from the hat?
- No, mommy. I pat it with a bat, and also, I got a stick with a slick.
- Is that a lollipop?
- Yup. It sticks to the stick. Can I take a lick?
- No! It's minus fifteen, wait until we go home.
- Look at that chick looks like a geek.
- Arnie, that's your sister.
- Wow, what a glister with a twister!
- Arnie!
- Sorry, mommy. When is Santa coming?
- In fifteen days.
- Nooooo. It's Santa from Atlanta?
- Arnie is coming from the North Pole.
- Pole with a bow taking a toll.
- Arnie, you better go to sleep; you are so silly tonight.
- Night, white, change the light. Good night, mommy and silly Milly, Arnie from carny!
X-Mas Phoneme and Phonics Challenge contest entry
- Mommy, I pat the hat with a bat!
- Silly boy, did you meant to say I pet the bat from the hat?
- No, mommy. I pat it with a bat, and also, I got a stick with a slick.
- Is that a lollipop?
- Yup. It sticks to the stick. Can I take a lick?
- No! It's minus fifteen, wait until we go home.
- Look at that chick looks like a geek.
- Arnie, that's your sister.
- Wow, what a glister with a twister!
- Arnie!
- Sorry, mommy. When is Santa coming?
- In fifteen days.
- Nooooo. It's Santa from Atlanta?
- Arnie is coming from the North Pole.
- Pole with a bow taking a toll.
- Arnie, you better go to sleep; you are so silly tonight.
- Night, white, change the light. Good night, mommy and silly Milly, Arnie from carny!
- Silly boy, did you meant to say I pet the bat from the hat?
- No, mommy. I pat it with a bat, and also, I got a stick with a slick.
- Is that a lollipop?
- Yup. It sticks to the stick. Can I take a lick?
- No! It's minus fifteen, wait until we go home.
- Look at that chick looks like a geek.
- Arnie, that's your sister.
- Wow, what a glister with a twister!
- Arnie!
- Sorry, mommy. When is Santa coming?
- In fifteen days.
- Nooooo. It's Santa from Atlanta?
- Arnie is coming from the North Pole.
- Pole with a bow taking a toll.
- Arnie, you better go to sleep; you are so silly tonight.
- Night, white, change the light. Good night, mommy and silly Milly, Arnie from carny!
This was a hard one to write. Thank you for reading and reviewing.
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