You are a sight to see, it's true
because you dress like crap.
Tiger smocks are bad enough 
but biker boots make people laugh.
You are a bit like Daisy Duck... 
at least you never quack out loud.
 You're quiet in the way you care yet
leave opinioned droppings ev'rywhere.

You are a dreamer, more than most 
and hoped to be a movie star. 
Men’s heads turn to look these days  
but always seek a younger girl.
You’re clueless in so many ways 
but still you might know this...that in
YOUR day, heads turned toward YOU 
and with those men, warm memories stay.

You are a gambling girl at heart who 
likes to let it ride: in love, in cards
in most pursuits cuz livin’ large means 
more 02, from bigger lungs, that's true.
And with that breath, you chatter more 
and win a bunch of varied friends
who somehow know you’ll cheer them up 
when all their beds have pans.

With glasses perched atop your head, 
you puzzle why you can’t
read the racing odds at Belmont…
how ya gonna win some cash?
After that, you’ll feed the ducks 
who gather at your favorite pond.
And secrets known ‘tween you and them, 
you’ll both take with you in the end.