General Poetry posted November 15, 2021

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Supreme leader Banana demands your homage

Worship Banana!

by HarambeForPresident

Let's go Banana!
(Guerilla attack ad in
The next election)

Humorous 5-7-5 writing prompt entry
Writing Prompt
Write a humorous 5-7-5.
Just make us laugh in 5-7-5 format.

The new threat:

Banana Branding.
iPhone changed Branding => Brandon.
Be polite, iPhone.

See, I snuck in three 5-7-5s for the price of one, but without breaking any rules.

Offended? Try "Party Pooper".
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