By Harambe is ur Daddy
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Rainbow colors are used to augment and elucidate this two-dimensional 8x acrostic, not to suggest that Putin is secretly gay, but you are welcome to imagine that as well.
This piece was written as the invasion of Ukraine was beginning. It only got a single review and 20 views initially, not even getting a mention in the contest, and seemed worth the astronomical expense of promoting on the page (over 100 member dollars, geez). A large part of my portfolio is about repression and censorship. A sampling of entries on the subject include Alimony, Jaws, How to count to 10 in the CCP, Reverse Epiphany, Muted. The Darth Martin series is a classic exercise in speed writing (entries took 30-60 minutes to write) bypassing increasing levels of censorship enacted directly in response to my contest submissions. The great image used here is from this article, displayed with attribution under fair use. Sorry about the small scaled font above. Use of word wrap is untenable for acrostics. Just zoom in: -pinch and pull on smartphones, or rotate orientation to landscape -on PCs, hold down the CTRL key and scroll your mouse wheel to change your browser zoom -on Macs, I don't know what to tell you but Google surely knows OTHER 2D ACROSTICS: Thundersnow 2D Acrostic Challenge #1 (I did not enter, but provided the examples for CAT and PUTIN) |
By Harambe is ur Daddy
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Is this crazy story a coincidence? Rhyming schematic: aa-bb-cc-a The Thundersnow pic is from here. The "snow" raining down on your web browser may actually be the ashes of Russian soldiers obliterated by Ukrainian javelin anti-tank missiles. This piece was written in about 7 hours over two writing sessions. Other 2D acrostic work: Censor Thesaurus! Red Dawn 2D Acrostic Challenge #1 (I did not enter, but provided the examples for CAT and PUTIN) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
By Harambe is ur Daddy
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AUTHOR NOTES: image displayed with attribution.
This is a "2D" or "matrix" acrostic in which the word "CENSOR" is spelled both vertically (once, fulfilling the contest requirement) as well as horizontally on EVERY LINE as follows (these are the starting letters of each word): C e n s o r E n s o r c N s o r c e S o r c e n O r c e n s R c e n s o Other 2D acrostic work: >> Democrats >> Gorilla >> Thundersnow >> Censor Thesaurus! >> 2D Acrostic Challenge #1 (I did not enter, but provided the examples for CAT and PUTIN) |
By Harambe is ur Daddy
Author Notes | This two-dimensional acrostic was written on an airplane, without a thesaurus or other writing tools. The picture is AI generated and I own all rights. |
By Harambe is ur Daddy
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Donkeys are popular to eat in communist China. No joke; look it up. Image by author using Gabby AI.
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By Harambe is ur Daddy
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image by author using Gabby AI
This is a 11x11 2D acrostic contest entry. Single line breaks are applied for wrapping consistency, while each contiguous acrostic line is separated by a double line break and indicated with the first letter in bold. |
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