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"Alliterally Zany Nursense"


Chapter 1
See Spot Diappear

By Badger_29

Author Note:"If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'd be happy to lock you in the other room when you come over" Anon.

 
 
Introduction:

At one time I was plagued with seeing spots, so I consulted my doctor who gave me a $200 bill and a prescription for spot remover.

The ointment  worked wonderfully,

but I have not seen my dog Spot since, and  I no longer have teeth  so I cannot whistle for him . . . . .

Have you seen my dog spot?
  Please help me find him?

 ¿Please keep an eye out for him?

I mentioned to my friend and Coworker Alaska AKA
Mike Mathews, that spot was out wreaking random imaginary Havoc, and he replied that it could be a havocry  imaginary, which to me would mean a real (imaginary) part of a mind which (unconsciously) wants to spread confusion . .  
Havocry Imaginary  by M&D

A havocry imaginary
invaded Lazy Larry's mind
Before that he was orderly,
but now he is redesigned

to be 

predisposed to acting out a
paradoxical parody,
Played purposefully, peacefully with
plenty of preppy partners

with the set
set
upon a surreal
colorful cotton candy cloud.

At first Larry thought that
it might seem improbable,
In its devious best
even reprehensible
more or less

Wanting to be sensible,
waiting for his "cue"
Desiring only "balance"
Past-present to imbue 

but that is mere
circumstance,
he supposed so he
peered, took careful stance
intent; composed 

Hopped vehemently
(to vent, he supposed)
on a four-way
window pane;
it shattered
and a

~ shard ~

entered his brain

This helped him 
to collect his thoughts,
which had been scattered-
and he is Larry once again

Now feeling less tattered,
he ain't going to mess 
with

~ Havocry ~

        any anymore,

even though

both of their names 
ended up going down
in the lore -

Of

Confusing History,
Infused
with Mystery

(CHIM)

Author Notes A silly psychedelic parody.
It made sense to make the sequal to the alliterative

"C Spot Sore"

Blessings,

Brother Badger

6/17/19 0000


Chapter 2
4 & 20 Blackbirds

By Badger_29

When you cry,
" Sing a song of sixpence"
Like a Shepherd,
waking up herds

~suspense~

(pocketful of rye)
why I could be
making up words;
(four & twenty blackbirds)
baking up birds?

Baked in a pie
(splinter)
 shaking up curds
(ricochet)
waking observes
breaking up thirds
as
four precedes five
~or~
fifth
(Beethovens),
~or~
Johnny Walker,

Or the 5th movement
of Uncle Jim beam's
baby boys bowels
(foul)
your owl, being
more normal,
nor moral
Lee abject,
do inspect

The prospecter that
expects to be
detectable,
dispatching delectables
at Mabel's fabled
nosh sits,
posh bits,
mosh pits

~ psychedelic lights
[#ecstacy#]
disco ball ~

Jose Cuervo's stepson
seen
dancing, prancing
drinking deeply
in a vain attempt
to quaff an
unquenchable thirst,
thinking sleepily of a
benchable First

~baseman, for
    he doth error!~

His son, First the 2nd
even fairer
being a darer
seeing a starer,
freeing 3 bearers
~third barely
made it!~

The one before the 5th
went to the 6th lane,
merging to be
even with Steven
~who wasn't
even leavin'~

For he did not
   want to look odd,
as he used to lay sod

or be the fifth in line to a
winsome word mine

(when the pie was opened)

Or the third
absurd bird word,
having seen that
it couldn't be heard-

(The birds began to sing)

having been heard,
and not seen

(wasn't that a lovely gift)

As you listen, and set
before
the King of Clubs,
lounging on a
queen size bedspread
sprawled out with a
dead head, Fred
a retired livewire.

who fluctuated at
66.66 cps,
which again,
would have been a
first for the
churrist
burst
that
he durs't

To set before the King?

(Of England, not clubs)

Author Notes Authors Notes

cps- cycles-per-second, as in

" 120 volt household alternating current
fluctuates @ 60 cps"

Churrist- a word I coined that means an adjective that describes something palpable, like a burst.
It can also be used to describe a churro, which is a baked Mexican dessert that has cinnamon on it. i.e.

"That was one of the churrist churros
I ever ett"

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"
Roald Dahl

Blessingsense,

Brother Badger cull

Darren

8/27/2019 2345


Chapter 3
See Spot Soar

By Badger_29


Several Sicilian singers  singing
sonorous sounding Sonatas,
seeking sunshine surrounding Sicily-
silently steering silver sailboats 
so slowly, smoothly;

startling Simple Simon, seen snatching some 
snicker-snacks
(snails in snozz-berry sauce)

simultaneously,
someone saw Spot
secure said silvery sails:

See Spot soar,

Soar, Spot soar~

Author Notes Thanks to Google for the image,
and
Bucketlist for the inspiration


Chapter 4
Waiting Weary Warriors

By Badger_29

Author Note:"The two most powerful warriors are patience and time" Leo Tolstoy

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Writing white words,
weaving waiting
weary warriors wearing
wavy warnings,
while
 wandering window washers
weep waves
weighing weekly when;
wherewithal,
worldly wholesomeness wonders:
what's with war?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Author Notes Thanks to Google for the image.

Inspired by Bucketlist, thanks~

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