What I Really Mean is . . .
We've all seen those humorous forwards that tell us what 'he' really means to say.
"Can I help with dinner?" really means "Why is supper not on the table yet?"
Or, when she says, "He doesn't need to read the instructions." What she really means is, "He's perfectly capable of screwing it up without written help."
Well, now's your chance to say what you REALLY meant to say in your reviews!
"Wow! This brilliant elaboration of the intricacies of quantum physics really blows me away!"
is really:
"Phew! Trying to wrap my thoughts around this gibberish makes my head explode."
Write any kind of submission to create a unique and fun take on what you really meant to write. Take a jab at all the genres, but remember, it's just in fun. No stabs at anyone, and no hateful or derogatory comments.
We should all be able to laugh at ourselves. So poke some fun and make us smile. Looking for the funniest takes.
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 44.00 member dollars. There are 7 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 72.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Saturday, October 10, 2009.
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"Can I help with dinner?" really means "Why is supper not on the table yet?"
Or, when she says, "He doesn't need to read the instructions." What she really means is, "He's perfectly capable of screwing it up without written help."
Well, now's your chance to say what you REALLY meant to say in your reviews!
"Wow! This brilliant elaboration of the intricacies of quantum physics really blows me away!"
is really:
"Phew! Trying to wrap my thoughts around this gibberish makes my head explode."
Write any kind of submission to create a unique and fun take on what you really meant to write. Take a jab at all the genres, but remember, it's just in fun. No stabs at anyone, and no hateful or derogatory comments.
We should all be able to laugh at ourselves. So poke some fun and make us smile. Looking for the funniest takes.
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 44.00 member dollars. There are 7 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 72.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Saturday, October 10, 2009.
