Online Personal Ad
Write an online personal ad. You are looking to meet someone. Describe yourself and the person you want to meet. Humor and creative approaches are welcome. Prose only, no poetry. MAXIMUM WORD COUNT 100. Must have word count in the description.
Here is an example from our previous contest:
QUALIFED CANDIDATES ONLY NEED APPLY
"Where are you? I feel you're out there, I saw you in my dreams, one was so intense I had to call 911. My breath was arrested. They barely revived me - I was clinically dead for ten minutes. I saw the light and was channeled by the dead. Now I know what I want.
Your name must be Michael. Michael as the Archangel Michael, Michael Jackson, my brother Michael (the drunk). Peters or Johns don't bother. Must appreciate WOMEN, no cross-dressers, please; must know how to pamper a girl - I am sweet on diamonds. Frugals or cheaps keep looking."
by Eternal Muse
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 75.00 member dollars. There are only 3 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Sunday, June 6, 2021.
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Here is an example from our previous contest:
QUALIFED CANDIDATES ONLY NEED APPLY
"Where are you? I feel you're out there, I saw you in my dreams, one was so intense I had to call 911. My breath was arrested. They barely revived me - I was clinically dead for ten minutes. I saw the light and was channeled by the dead. Now I know what I want.
Your name must be Michael. Michael as the Archangel Michael, Michael Jackson, my brother Michael (the drunk). Peters or Johns don't bother. Must appreciate WOMEN, no cross-dressers, please; must know how to pamper a girl - I am sweet on diamonds. Frugals or cheaps keep looking."
by Eternal Muse
The contest winner will win half of the prize pool which is based on the number of entries. The second and third place winners will each share the remaining prize pool. The prize pool is currently 75.00 member dollars. There are only 3 spots still open. If all open spots are used the prize pool will be 90.00 member dollars. In this contest at least 2 submissions must be made for the vote to begin.
Deadline: Contest is closed. Deadline was Sunday, June 6, 2021.
