desertrunner: For all the times that people have cut me off in traffic. For all the times I have been belittled. Whenever good karma runs out on me, frustration was at a all time high and there was no other could express my feelings. So, for all you?ve done, thank you middle finger, for sticking up for me. |
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desertrunner: A young kid asked me 'What is adulthood like?' I smiled at his life pondering question. Before answering him, I thought to myself: To him it must be a magical world. Full of fun, games, and excitement. When he becomes a teenager, it is something frustrating just out of reach. Too many rules and restrictions baring the door to freedom. Once he is a adult, he finds barriers and restrictions are now set by responsibilities, finances, and limitations. Some seen and not. Never appreciated by the new generation that you so painfully try to guide into adulthood. So I told the kid, 'Ever clean you room and no one notice? That's adulthood.' |
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desertrunner: There is much debate on wither size matters to women. Often the debate favors the large over small. However I know for a fact that it is the opposite. I know any woman can find gratification with no more that 3.5 inches. In fact,that size can send some into a frenzy that few men can handle. There are examples of beautiful women throwing themselves at men they would never under any other circumstance find attractive except for the little thing those men have concealed in their pants. Age, race or social standing makes no difference to them so long as the dude is equip with three point five inches. Be he black, white, Asian, Hispanic, old, wrinkle or hated worldwide, you will see these females smiling while walking arm in arm with them. Never wonder why, cause what they have tuck away is what drives them into their arms. So never believe a woman who says 'the bigger the better'. Any woman in the world can be satisfied with only three and half inches and it doesn't matter if it is Visa, American Express, or MasterCard. |
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desertrunner: I got into a argument with a pair of high school kids. They complain that school was hard and that homework was unreasonable. The little brats told me I had it so easy in my day! I told them to respect your elders. We made it through school without Google or Wikipedia. |
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desertrunner: It is scary! I am at the age where I am making the same noises as the coffee maker. On the plus side, if it stinks bad, then I remember that I not making coffee. |
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desertrunner: Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance or my kindness for weakness. |
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desertrunner: Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounds their closest companions. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the heat that came from the others. This way they are able to survive. So the best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities. In short: Accept the Pricks in your life. |
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desertrunner: In my long life I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. |
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desertrunner: If you were to do some serious soul searching you might be surprise to find you have one. |
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desertrunner: been a long time since I posted something. Must be old age. Lose a little memory? I don't think so, not in the digital age. Computers are now doing more of our brain work then ever. With IPODs smartphones, and Think Pads, people are storing more of their lives on devices instead of their minds. Everything from phone numbers to pictures to to do list. Since that is the case I can blame my lack of postings on my digital device. I forgot where I left it. |
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desertrunner: I did a drug test yesterday...it came back clean. My dealer's got some explaining to do. |
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desertrunner: Amy Winehouse died this past weekend. I don't think it will make any difference in her performance on stage. Or perhaps it will, at lease she won't be singing off key and be able to keep time. |
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desertrunner: A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "Thats amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound Of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her..being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the stink bait is$2.50." |
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desertrunner: I don't hate my ex girlfriend. I just hope her next period is in shark infested waters. |
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desertrunner: My sister set me up with a girl that was not only ugly to look at but was a nasty thing to be with. I wanted to get rid of her so I tried to ignore her. That didn't work since my sister though we made a lovely pair and the ugly broad believe it so much, she want to have sex with me. My sister brought her home every night. So we could be together. So I hung at the bar. That strategy failed too. The she devil showed up there. Made such a nuance of her self to the other patrons and told them that we were lovers. Oh god, that it got us both thrown out. Her for being a ass and me for having poor taste. So it came down to being frank and hones with her. No matter how painful it was. I first brought gifts for the she devil and then I went to her place. When I got there, she greeted me at the door and I said," I've got something to make you look sexy." All excited she giggles,"What?,silk dress, sexy underwear, stockings?" I smirked,"Nah, a 6 pack and a bottle of vodka." The hospital will release me next week. But Hey, I haven't seen her since. |
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