Butt...I'm King Tut!
Senseless fun. You know, like always...55 total reviews
Comment from Muffins
Hey, if Stephen King is happy to give blow by blow plays of the toilet habits of his character, you're certainly allowed to do so in your poems!
When I saw the growling menace photo underneath the title, I steadied myself for horror in the first degree. Instead, I giggled and shook my head in disbelief. This is a laughable silly blend of the presence of royalty( although mummified) and the agony of no toilet paper in the bathroom. A situation we've all been in. Great laugh for the morning.
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Hey, if Stephen King is happy to give blow by blow plays of the toilet habits of his character, you're certainly allowed to do so in your poems!
When I saw the growling menace photo underneath the title, I steadied myself for horror in the first degree. Instead, I giggled and shook my head in disbelief. This is a laughable silly blend of the presence of royalty( although mummified) and the agony of no toilet paper in the bathroom. A situation we've all been in. Great laugh for the morning.
Comment Written 10-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Thanks, Muffins, and sorry for the delay in my response. I am so far behind! I really appreciate the fun review, my friend!
Comment from Treischel
That messy muse of yours had me rolling on the floor with laughter. Crazy and witty. This my not be everyone's cup of tea, but it is brilliant. Great graphics too.
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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That messy muse of yours had me rolling on the floor with laughter. Crazy and witty. This my not be everyone's cup of tea, but it is brilliant. Great graphics too.
Comment Written 10-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Ha, yeah, you're right about that, Tom. It definitely ain't for everyone, LOL. But really, how much of what I write ever is?
I'm glad you got a chuckle or two out of this crazy thing!
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How can one resist the pull of rhyming Tut with butt, and the inevitable resulting associations that engenders? :-))
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Yeah! Those were my thought exactly. Butt, some have claimed they just couldn't bare to read it, LOL...
Comment from Schalk Jacobs
Inspiration comes from many different sources, sometimes from places least expected. Excellent poem and good, dark humor. If people have a problem with the toilet humor...tough. Enjoyed it very much, Dean.
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Inspiration comes from many different sources, sometimes from places least expected. Excellent poem and good, dark humor. If people have a problem with the toilet humor...tough. Enjoyed it very much, Dean.
Comment Written 10-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Thanks, Schalk. And, yes, some people have claimed they just couldn't bare to read it. Butt, that's okay, I realize not everyone has a sense of humor, LOL.
Thanks again, my friend!
Comment from joneau2
Ha, ha, ha ... that's funny as all get out. What in the world possessed you to write it? Never mind, it waS AN ENJOYABLE READ, SO UNCHARACTERISTIC OF YOU ... BUT SHOWS YOUR MULTI-TALENT.
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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Ha, ha, ha ... that's funny as all get out. What in the world possessed you to write it? Never mind, it waS AN ENJOYABLE READ, SO UNCHARACTERISTIC OF YOU ... BUT SHOWS YOUR MULTI-TALENT.
Comment Written 09-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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Hah, yeah, I don't have any idea what came over me that day, John. I believe (or at least I'm trying hard to convince myself of it) that it was brought on by my kids never replacing the roll of toilet paper after they've used it all. I mean, c'mon, how hard is it? It ain't rocket science!
I truly appreciate your funny review, it gave me a chuckle.
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Hey, I have the same damn problem with my wife!
Comment from Ridley Williams
Brawhumph, hahaha! However, I take this as the cautionary tale it was meant to be... always check the roller first. But, what's a mummy eat to have to... Oh well, never mind, lol. Best to leave some things up to the imagination, I suppose.
Your character at the bottom reminded me off a game we used to play, after dark, on our mining claim. We lived at a large sand-bar on the river. We would line up a few guys, with about ten feet of toilet paper hanging out of their pants. The toilet paper was then lit on fire and the race was on to get to the river before a total flame-on occurred... slowest guy lost! Lol. Kids, huh? Thanks for the chuckle, Dean. It was a pleasure... best wishes, Bill
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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Brawhumph, hahaha! However, I take this as the cautionary tale it was meant to be... always check the roller first. But, what's a mummy eat to have to... Oh well, never mind, lol. Best to leave some things up to the imagination, I suppose.
Your character at the bottom reminded me off a game we used to play, after dark, on our mining claim. We lived at a large sand-bar on the river. We would line up a few guys, with about ten feet of toilet paper hanging out of their pants. The toilet paper was then lit on fire and the race was on to get to the river before a total flame-on occurred... slowest guy lost! Lol. Kids, huh? Thanks for the chuckle, Dean. It was a pleasure... best wishes, Bill
Comment Written 09-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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Ha ha, that kinda sounds like fun, Bill!
Yeah, i have no idea what came over me the day I wrote this. Most likely because my kids neglected to replenish the TP after they'd used it all. Man, that gets my goat!
Anyhow, I really glad you saw it for the silly nonsense that it was meant to be, and that it made you laugh.
Thanks for the g-r-r-r-e-a-t review and those six stars, my friend. All are appreciated! :}
Comment from padumachitta
Yo. Toilet hunorat its best. You rock this site...and boy you do it with style...
Just popped into 'town' fora fastinternet cafe....cabin has no wifi....sure glad i caught this:-)padumachitta
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Yo. Toilet hunorat its best. You rock this site...and boy you do it with style...
Just popped into 'town' fora fastinternet cafe....cabin has no wifi....sure glad i caught this:-)padumachitta
Comment Written 09-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 10-Jul-2014
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Hah, thanks for the wonderful compliment, padu. I really appreciate it, and all those pretty stars!
Comment from sweetwoodjax
this is very well written, dean, I enjoyed your little tale about the tail that needed a wipe, but there wasn't a tissue to take a swipe. so he became a little unwrapped because that gushing tushy would not be capped.
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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this is very well written, dean, I enjoyed your little tale about the tail that needed a wipe, but there wasn't a tissue to take a swipe. so he became a little unwrapped because that gushing tushy would not be capped.
Comment Written 09-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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You nailed it, sweet, and I couldn't have said it any better than if I'd written this review myself.
Thanks for the exceptional rating and kind comments. I sincerely appreciate it!
Comment from prefabmouse
O.K. I had to give you a six star rating on this one. You made me laugh so hard I almost needed to borrow King Tut's bandages. I just love the way you write, you are funny.
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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O.K. I had to give you a six star rating on this one. You made me laugh so hard I almost needed to borrow King Tut's bandages. I just love the way you write, you are funny.
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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Why, thank you very much, prefabmouse, I'm truly flattered that you feel that way. Thanks for your generous six star rating, as well as your kind comments. Both are very much appreciated. :}
Comment from Ric Myworld
I always brag on your versatility, and as nasty as this poem seems to be, the musical wording is as up to par as always. Thanks for another enjoyable but icky poem. :-)
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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I always brag on your versatility, and as nasty as this poem seems to be, the musical wording is as up to par as always. Thanks for another enjoyable but icky poem. :-)
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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Icky..., I happen to like the sound of that, Ric. thanks so much for your kind review and most generous rating.
Comment from ravenblack
Don't worry. Bathroom humor is a universal and I don't think there is anyone out there who has not been stuck in the bathroom without paper. "The flow must go on" ( sounds like a review lol). The muse wants what she wants and in this case granted you exceptional creepy humor. At least it is not about a werewolf with dingleberries lol. Hilarious poem.
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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Don't worry. Bathroom humor is a universal and I don't think there is anyone out there who has not been stuck in the bathroom without paper. "The flow must go on" ( sounds like a review lol). The muse wants what she wants and in this case granted you exceptional creepy humor. At least it is not about a werewolf with dingleberries lol. Hilarious poem.
Comment Written 08-Jul-2014
reply by the author on 09-Jul-2014
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I know I have, ravenblack, and more times than I care to think about!
Thanks for reviewing this silly thing for me. I really appreciate it.
