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We Always Said Merry Christmas

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Debunked: Donald Trump's Claim Barack Obama Didn't Say Merry Christmas | All In | MSNBC. But of course the base will see this as fake news, right?

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That said, I am pleased to announce our brand new series of Barbie Dolls. Not that we're supportive of rabid commercialism destroying the true meaning of Christmas but these dolls are just the thing to put under that pagan symbol, the Christmas tree, this year. KellyAnne Conway has agreed to be the featured model for our new line.

Propaganda Barbie - In addition to bendable legs and real eye lashes Propaganda Barbie's new feature is AIQ. This doll comes equipped with a set of flash cards of Alternative Facts that can be altered with wipe-off markers to change the facts to suit your fiction. Ideal for the wannabe president in your family. If you want your child to learn real life skills in playtime, PB is the one for you.

Climate Barbie - This new talking Barbie with growing hair is powered by an anti-acid rain umbrella. Like Mary Poppins she flits around from hurricane to hurricane saying things like suck it up buttercup, climate change is a hoax. There is no substitute for ice. I love a makeover. Time is a flat circle. She's perfect for the philosophical at heart.

Bowling Green Barbie - For those who have not seriously played with a Barbie for the last twenty years, this is the doll for you. She trills out fantastic quotes such as, "What the F---k? Make my day! Hasta la Vista, asshole." Her accessories are bump stock bowling balls and fifty rounds of chewable bullets that also double as vitamins. For the sharp shooter in the family.

Budget Barbie - On her road from surgery to the White House, Budget Barbie's had a few brushes with controversy. But she has the most up-to-date, interactive Amathematical spread sheets. There's that supply-side, magic A again and we all know what that stands for. That's right--alternative numbers.

Microwave Barbie - Catch Barbie in her new wave alternative band, the Microwave Buggings. Using Dolby's Surround Sound she reworks all time great hits such as Every Breath you Take, Private Eyes are Watching You, and I Spy With My Little Eye. In the oven, in the shower curtains or beneath the couch cushions you're gonna want to keep an eye open for Microwave Barbie this Christmas season.

We plan to develop our Barbie and Sven doll set in the new year. Sven is the new Donald Trump doll from the days when he falsely claimed he was of Swedish origin because he was selling condos to the Jewish community and didn't want them to know he's truthfully of German heritage. Pocahontas might enjoy the Sven factor.

Order early because these are the number one hot item this Christmas! A doll can never have too many alternative facts or one more shoe to drop.



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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas

Reply on December 1, 2017 03:01 AM
This will prove to be so educational for our children. We MUST remember our children.

Are you planning a Betsy Wetsy Barbie?

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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 1, 2017 06:18 PM
Very clever, Gloria.

The day's events have definitely put me in the holiday spirit.


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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 1, 2017 09:30 PM
It should be interesting to see what Flynn has to say or has already said. None of it is good though especially given that Flynn was given the National Security Adviser position even if only for 24 days. With this turn of events it seems more like a conspiracy than collusion, although it might've been both with different participants.

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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 1, 2017 10:05 PM
Remember when Obama expelled the Russian Diplomats and forced some sanctions---right before his term was over? Trump bragged--said it was proof that Russia was smart. Flynn was chatting to the kosaks and promising all would be remedied when Trump took over.

As I llistened to this all unravel, it struck me the Obama knew that his action would ultimately lead to Trump tripping over his own arrogance.

While I think DT has some financial, secret financial history with Russia, he gtrosslu over estimates his own intelligence. Putin is brilliant and knows exactly how to play such fools. There are so many charges that are drifting in the wind, and I do believe the entire administration will fall. My money is on a presidential resignation--say April?--rather than an impeachment. I suspect there is so much going on that Mueller may not want to expose everything to the public.


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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 2, 2017 02:37 AM
I almost feel sorry for Flynn, but only almost because he really messed up. Now he is a convicted felon and destroyed what was up until then a distinguished military career. Until Trump goes into major melt down I doubt he will be impeached, (unless he's committed a criminal act) now that the republicans have figured out he has "issues" that are useful to them passing their agenda to privatize health care and also social security, when their tax reform results in a YUGE deficit. Corrupt politicians all around.


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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 2, 2017 03:05 AM
It's clear the Republicans have made the choice to hold together for the power regardless of who is in the coalition, a pathological liar as POTUS, a child molester as a new colleague ... all that matters is the AGENDA and the VOTES to pass the agenda. It doesn't even matter that the agenda is NOT favoured by the majority of the people. It only matters that the agenda will keep them PERSONALLY in office in their little RED boxes.

This is not a good tax plan by any reckoning, even a conservative reckoning. It increases the deficit and squelches the buying power of the poor and middle class. THEY are the ones who buy the crap that the Walmarts of the world sell.

As far as Trump's job security goes, as long as his job rests on a VOTE, he is safe. He would have to be subject to CRIMINAL prosecution and incarceration to be removed from office in my view. There's no dirty dead or scandal or lie or slam against anyone that will cost him a thing.

At least that's been the case up until now. I don't see any reason for that to change.


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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 2, 2017 03:06 AM
But what is interesting is how Trump and his far right cronies manage to keep the rightards focused on Hillary's emails like it's comparable or of ANY importance at all. They really, REALLY don't get it. Trump is president of the USA and if he's compromised he can be blackmailed by say someone like Putin. Clinton can't. For example she doesn't have the power or authority to remove the Magnitsky Act or other sanctions so that all the laundered money parked in the US can be freed up, now does she? Trump can be blackmailed though. And what about North Korea? Wake up you dozy Trumpettes.


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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 2, 2017 03:17 AM
Sorry Mike, we posted at the same time. Alleged child molester Moore quite likely to be voted in as a senator because he denies, denies, denies even knowing these women he molested when they were teenagers is a fine example of rampant hypocrisy. Yet the republicans can't work with another senator who admits and apologizes for a far, far lesser offense? Take a lie detector test, Moore and stop blaming the Liberals and LGQT for your sexual deviances!! Prove your innocence and take that test.


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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 2, 2017 03:48 AM
Yes, he denies knowing them AFTER he admitted to knowing them. Which is the truth and which is the lie? He readily admits he dated underage girls with the permission of their parents. How lovely. Nice parents; Well, he's such a despicable pig, it's beyond comprehension how anyone could justify voting for him. But, such is the Evangelical way.


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RE: We Always Said Merry Christmas
Reply on December 2, 2017 04:32 AM << Modifed December 2 at 4:49AM >>
Well perhaps these certain Evangelicals just need to let everyone know according to their religion it's quite alright to molest children as long as you lie about it. They can't have it both ways.

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to add, OR the most honourable Judge Roy Moore could take a polygraph to prove his innocence so he doesn't take all these people down with him. I sure wouldn't want that crime on my conscience when facing my maker.

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