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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 18, 2017 08:13 PM << Modifed December 18 at 8:15PM >>
Your wish is my command, Sire Sniff the Science Denier and He Who Drinks Water With Two Hands. I know it's a rather long nickname but we gotta play the hand we're dealt.

I hereby decree you fully empowered to decree the following:

Any evidence of the science kind, or any other kind, is to be determined by community standards, wishes and superstitions.

Therefore

Forthwith all heretofore school tests are wrong. There are no right or wrong answers on any kind of school tests, especially science, math and speeling. Impressions are the accepted standard and ALL impressions are correct.

Etc. etc, blah, blah, blah

We hate regulations because they're boring and hard to read. Let the people figure it out for themselves and call it freedom to choose or summit like dat.

Thank you again Sire for being the voice of the noisy minority. I'll get write on the book. How does this sound for a title: Come without the Wind?

One more thing, well two I guess. Shall I continue pumping laughing gas into the Capitol building? Should I toss in a Bitcoin for the Honey Badger, Bannon?



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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 18, 2017 08:42 PM
"Apparently the real cause of global warming is bitcoins and porn."

Aha! At last, the truth for once--finally!

Ah well, there's nothing for it now; it was fun while it lasted.
A full cycle back to the Big-'Bang'
"We are all made of star stuff--which includes bitcoins' by Carlos Sagan.

O, do that again, Veronica!
Show it to me again! *Ching! Ching! Ching! Ching!*

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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 18, 2017 10:23 PM
I don't know what you're all talking about. Please use words of two syllables or less. While I was out draining the swamp, some nice fellas sent me a lovely little Christmas covfefe.

They tell me it's all about me. Well duh! Who else would anything or everything be about? Is there anything else?

So here, merry Christmas - I hope it's a white one, cuz, well, you know - terrorists and stuff.

P.S. How's that book coming?






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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 18, 2017 11:20 PM
Sir, all the words are one syllable if you break them down. Yeesh. Hereby is hear by. Theretofore is There to four. Get it? ;-)

The book is done. It's the best most beautiful, big special shining, book ever.

Where did you ever get the Merry Christmas Covfefe? That is most cool. In truth what terrific singers, I'm going to be singing Trumpmas Carols all night. You're responsible for the creation of an entirely new genre.

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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 19, 2017 03:46 PM
Shoot, they ain't got nothin on the new garage band I'm Putin together - Donald and the Pussy Grabbers. Stay tuned, we're gonna rock your world.


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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 19, 2017 06:26 PM << Modifed December 19 at 6:31PM >>
Wassa matter Sire? You didn't find Bitcoins and porn Putin enough to rock your world? Now you've gone and done it! Liminating another couple of words--Fulfilling yet another campaign promise, the Trump administration has eliminated "climate change" from its list of national security threats, preferring instead to embrace "energy dominance."

Not that's what I call fracking your own horn. Here I thought you'd've be keen on the stand up bass.

The acronym of your new motto, ED is not really good for your image, Sire. Nudge, nudge wink, wink, if you know what I mean. Don't you have any qualified communications people over there to look after these "small" details?


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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 20, 2017 02:18 PM
Rewrite the good book? You mean the Bible? I'd think that one over. It could prove a very dangerous thing to do.

Just saying . . .


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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 20, 2017 03:22 PM
Yvonne! I'm shocked you would even think such a thing. But now that you are here, what do you think about climate change?


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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 20, 2017 05:40 PM
I think it's something that happens every million or so years. We just happen to be living while it changes. I think it's a natural evolution.

Whew! I'm glad you weren't thinking of rewriting the Bible. I didn't think that sounded like you. I lost my head for a moment. lol


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RE: The Real Cause of Global Warming
Reply on December 20, 2017 06:41 PM
That's okay, Yvonne :)) It's an easiest enough thing to get the wrong impression on this site. People frequently do. So what other parts of science do you not believe? Or do you believe in any of it?

   
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