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djeckert
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RE: Humour
Reply on October 31, 2017 10:00 AM
How many transhumanists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

answer:
they don't. . they mate in a testtube


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RE: Humour
Reply on October 31, 2017 10:00 AM << Modifed October 31 at 10:01AM >>
I must of posted my lame joke twice


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RE: Humour
Reply on November 1, 2017 12:26 AM
A Jew, A Christian and a Muslim were adrift at sea in a small boat with no power.

God saved them all.

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RE: Humour
Reply on November 1, 2017 12:47 AM
Hey Mikey, you left someone out, presumably they drowned. Which leads me to think the whole scenario needs rethinking...

A Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist were in a small boat out at sea.

In desperation, the Jew, the Muslim and the Christian agreed to set aside their differences, and join forces in praying for deliverance. Each of their Gods died of shock, and the three perished. Meanwhile, the atheist fashioned an oar out of some driftwood....

Just messin' around, although I'm sure there's a moral in there somewhere...


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RE: Humour
Reply on November 1, 2017 12:51 AM
HAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!! I was "praying" you'd come up with something clever. LOL

I'm afraid you're right. :))

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RE: Humour
Reply on November 1, 2017 06:25 AM


It could also happen that God, who loves us, decided they all should have a second chance, and saved them all...even though the atheist fought against it...


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RE: Humour
Reply on November 1, 2017 02:38 PM
.....even though the atheist fought against it... And chalked it all up to random luck. ( Of 3 out of every four crazies)


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RE: Humour
Reply on November 1, 2017 09:41 PM
God didn't save anyone. He just shook his head and said, "What's wrong with those people? I gave them all they needed to save themselves, but they never did learn how to use their God-given brains."


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RE: Humour
Reply on November 2, 2017 02:20 PM
I'm still giggling over DJ's lightbulb one.

What's the biggest problem for an atheist?

They've got no-one to talk to during orgasm.

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RE: Humour
Reply on November 4, 2017 09:33 PM
Very good, Emma.

I've always been puzzled over what on Earth gives Catholic priests the idea they can possibly counsel anyone about marriage.

"How do you know what's best for us, Padre? What experience have you got with regard to how to make a marriage work?"

"I read it in a book, of course."

   
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