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: Kevin Condor Dorkonarmor by Bill Schott


Kevin "Condor" Dorkonarmor

was a six-foot-seven charmer,

used to be a ferret farmer

somewhere near the coast.


Was down to his last three weasels,

one named Sid, and two were Cecils;

they had ticks, and fleas, and measles,

not much of which to boast.


One day all three went belly up,

not in a good way, Buttercup;

so he boned them out and cooked them up

and ate them fresh on toast.









 

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