Of all the hobbies to spend some time with,
there is one I'd recommendith;
sure it's fun to capture rats,
but trapping shrews is where it ats.
Imagine if you will a giant fellow,
towering above us like a -- "Hello?"
"Yes, we were wondering if this poem was going to get any better.
If not, we'd like to use this space to knit a sweater."
"I do not imagine that it will get much better, no.
However, I am controling this space now, soooooo --"
Imagine if you will a giant fellow,
like the Sta-puff guy made of marshmellow;
you see, that's you, to a tiny shrew,
so, we can do this, and this is how we do.
First we find a shrew that's on the loose,
most will be, so there'll be many cloose;
that will lead us right to where they are,
that's when you screw the top off the jar.
"What jar? When did we get a jar?"
"Who is "We" and why are you har?"
"Why are we 'har'? What's that about?"
"Please let me finish and then you'll find out."
.
Lefty loosely, remove the lid,
place the jar where shrew are hid;
soon the shrew will fill the glass,
replace the cap and let time pass.
If you’re not sure that this will do,
and just can’t suffocate a shrew;
perhaps we could have a tea,
serve earl grey, some chips, and Brie.
Negotiate a shrew-you peace,
so hostile action soon will cease;
I guess this trap will set you free,
here we’re ending Shrew World Three.
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