I guess you heard about Alice!
No, what?
You didn’t hear? Where you been, Egypt?
As a matter of fact, yes. With my parents. Spring Break.
Wow. Spring Break in Egypt.
Just kidding. Where’d you go?
Nowhere.
Me, neither.
Oh. Anyway, about Alice…
Right. What?
She’s pregnant.
No kidding! Does she um, know who the father is?
I should know if she knows?
Well, do you?
No.
Okay, do you know if she’s going to keep it?
No.
You don’t know much, do you?
More’n you.
So…. a baby. Sigh. I’d like to have a baby.
Why?
I just would. Babies are adorable and…
So, I suppose you’ve told your boyfriend?
Are you crazy! I don’t want to have a baby with him!
Of course not. Who, then?
If I had my pick of anybody?
Yeah.
Your brother.
My…are you crazy!
Ha ha ha just kidding.
You better be.
Anyway, I’m sorry about Alice.
Don’t be. I just made that up to see what you’d say.
You’re weird, you know it?
No weirder than you! My brother. Sheesh!
He is cute.
Get outta here!
Author Notes
a bit of silliness
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