Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language.
Today I saw two great big bums
Both packed in real tight shorts,
Tried not to stare, but then this pair
Were not good lookin' sorts.
Their bottoms wobbled all around
While they were walkin' by
Could only see, in front of me
They caught my very eye.
I wondered if these ladies knew
How big was their behind,
Encased real tight, both were a sight
They didn't seem to mind.
I worked real hard to stop my grin
And tried to look elsewhere,
But as they walked, some others gawked
You couldn't help but stare.
I then rushed home and backed my butt
In front of mirrored glass,
Maybe it's me, but couldn't see
As I checked out my arse.
In frantic search my husband found
He said, "What's up dear Chris",
"Look at me here, check out my rear
Does my bum look big in this?"
My husband frowned looked up and down
As he sized up my rear,
His answer knew, his smile it grew
Your bum looks fine my dear.
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Christine 13/11/2017
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Author Notes
I went shopping yesterday and in the supermarket were these two women in front of me and one could not help but look at their very large bottoms in shorts. They were not a good look and I wondered if they could see themselves from the back view If they would be surprised at how bad they looked.
I do not wish to offend any larger ladies, but these two were not suitably dressed for their size.
My husband was waiting in the car and when I asked him if he saw these ladies his reply
"The ones with the big arses in shorts." I told him to tell me if I ever looked like that he was to tell me. He reassured me he would. We both had a laugh
I have taken liberty to write a poem about this using my poetic licence for a few verses and I hope it will be read in a lighted hearted way in which it was written.
Lookin' and walkin' are deliberately spelt without ending ing. This is often how Australians speak
Arse: is the word commonly use in Australia for buttocks and also rhymes with Glass pronounced 'Glarse. not glass as in ass.( An ass in Australia is a donkey )
Gawked is a term used also in Australia and means to stare at something or someone .
Thanks to Google images for this image.
Thanks for reading
Cheers Christine
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