Warning: The author has noted that this contains the highest level of language.
I heard a rapper say way back in the day
If you see someone you like just grab'em in the biscuit
Now I'm a cool guy and I didn't want to risk it
But just the other day I heard the president say
Be a stand-up guy, don't be a wussy
If you see someone you like, just grab'em in the pussy
Wow, my president is a gangsta rapper
So, I guess it doesn't matter,
That the country's in the crapper
Nobody thought he would even be elected
Until the front running Hilary, was rejected
He messes up bigly, his mistakes are huge
His cheeks are ruddy, is this fool wearing rouge?
I wish his predecessor could become un-retired
So, he could step to this clown and say
Get out of town today,
YOU ARE FIRED!
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Author Notes
This is a fun intended send up of President Trump. It is not mean spirited. If it offends you, I am sorry. If you do not accept my apology, that is your problem as I really do not care.
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