Excellent The Sad but True Story of Judy cooking. Prosetry : I can't cook by jusylee72 write a humor poem about food writing prompt entry

They say that I can't cook Not even from a book  With Recipes to show the way They say I never learned  and that I only burn Potatoes and Steaks.  My children are the ones with luck My biscuits used for hockey pucks A cake from scratch I tried to bake  It simply cracked in half So I named it Earthquake Cake  So others too could laugh.  But my one true claim to fame   No other cook has ever claimed. My children love to tello  The time that I burnt Jello       Writing Prompt Write a humorous poem about food - any food. Recognized Author Notes Yes, I did burn Jello. I was making it for my daughter when she got her tonsils out. I got distracted and poured the mixture right into the boiling water. It makes a terrible ring around the pan and smells horrible and sets of the fire alarm. Sigh, I was almost picked for the show Worst Cooks in America. I was in the top 20 but the picked 14.

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