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The lib'ry's in tatters
There's a hole in the roof
A bomb is suspected
Cops are searching for proof
But I have a theory
Listen, you might agree
Harry Potter don't like
His books stacked near a tree
He doesn't like it windy
Placed up so very high
Next to swaying branches
With no view of the sky
Used his magician's wand
It blew out of control
He smiled at the effort
Then flew out through the hole
Books spewed across the floor
And chairs turned upside down
Chaos is evident
The roof has lost its crown
The trees are still standing
The hole's still showing sky
Fresh air is pouring in
It's pleasing to the eye
Now he's back with JK
Rolling with her new book
Harry Potter's Kitchen
He's now a fast food cook
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Author Notes
Apologies to Miss Rowling and Harry
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